A Mother’s Dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...
Editing the Prescription
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...
Top ten signs you bought a bad computer
|10. Lower corner of screen has the words “Etch-a-sketch” on it.9. It’s celebrity spokesman...
A gentler way
At the morning roll call at Fort Dix, the sergeant called out,”Platoon, atten-HUT! Private...
Lying Lawyer
How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start...
Generous woman
“I was in a very generous mood today,” a woman says to her friend.”I...
Horse pulls the car
|An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a...
Economists in parades
|There is also a joke about the last Mayday parade in the Soviet Union.After...
Majorly Busted
Every Saturday morning he has an early tee time. He gets up early and...
Adam Gets Two Organs
One day God came to Adam to pass on some news. “I’ve got some...