A blind pilot is flying this plane?
|I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took...
Getting into fights
|A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word.An...
Seymour was a good and pious man…
Seymour was a good and pious man, and when he passed away, the Lord...
Why do farts smell?
Why do farts smell? So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Counting cars
A blond sees a brunette standing in the middle of the highway.The brunette keeps...
A man was complaining to a friend…
A man was complaining to a friend.”I had it all. Money, a beautiful house,...
Selling the Green Suit…
A man who isn’t qualified keeps pestering this tailor about giving him a job...
Prison and Work Compared
In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8′ X 10′...
Helpful Tips To Make Life Simpler
Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and...
Stupid Insults 24/31
Operating in stand-by mode. Ought to have a warning label on his forehead. Out...