Hilarious Sports Quotes!
New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season: “I want...
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying…
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying to the Far East....
Rob the supermarket
|A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police...
What do you call a blonde lesbian?
What do you call a blonde lesbian? A waste.
The other day my house caught fire…
The other day my house caught fire. The insurance agent said, “Shouldn’t be a...
Is there a mouse in the house?
|Is there a mouse in the house?No, but there’s a moose on the loose!
Glass of water.
Do you know why Polish men, when they go to sleep, bring one glass...
Getting old when
|You know you’re getting older when…Everything that works hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t...
Unlocking your car
|Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door...
I’d Love To But…(Pt II)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...