trip from beauty parlor
I’ve just come back from the beauty parlor!What a pity it was closed!
A blind man in a store
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of...
And Jesus said unto his disciples…
And Jesus said unto his disciples, “Whom do men say that I am?”And His...
When should you care for a man’s company?
When should you care for a man’s company?When he owns it.
Catch a drunk driver
|Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of...
Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred…
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred boxers or briefs? “Depends.”
Brain Operation
This German guy wanted to marry this Polish lady, but Poland had a law...
WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?
Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?A: When they get their crotch wet they think they...
Orange Juice
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? A. Beacause it said”concentrate!”