Clinton’s Address to the Nation
(Be read when using the Willy voice in your head)SUBJ: Clinton’s Address to the...
Hello Mother, Hello Father (song)
Here I am at Camp Grenada. Camp is very entertaining, and they say we’ll...
Blonde quickies 41-60
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earings? A: They have to have some place...
Packing Elephants
How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?…Three in front and three in...
Panties
President Clinton was seen walking around the White House one day recently. Laying across...
SAT score decay
SAT score decayAs we all know SAT scores have been on the decline for...
The three wishes
There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, who were all stranded on...
Trick or Treat
I never actually grapsed the whole “Trick or treat” ultimatum.Giving candy to grateful, adorable...
Elephant jokes 14
|Why shouldn’t you take an elephant to the zoo?Because he’d rather go to the...
A man answers the phone and has the following…
A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: “Yes, mother, I’ve had...