Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...
Love & Marriage Quotes
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be...
Almost no diffenrence
“What’s the difference between the North American porcupine and the African porcupine,” the society...
Defining the Americans
|We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime...
How is a woman like an airplane?
How is a woman like an airplane? -Both have cockpits.
The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar…
The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar. His boss, instead of...
An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years…
An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years, is shocked when the...
AirForce 1
When the AirForce 1 prepares to land, the Captain speaks over the intercom:”The seatbelt...
elephant sex
Did you know that elephants actually have their sexual organs in their feet?Yup, if...
AL GORE I am!
Can we count them with our nose?Can we count them with our toes?Should we...