Light Bulb 3
Why can’t the blonde put in a light bulb? Shey kept breaking them with...
The Big Scare
Lee was known among his friends for the punctuality with which he sent his...
One Hundred Orgasms
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:Brunette: Last night I had *three*...
His And Hers ATMs
His And Hers ATMsHIS: 1. Pull up to ATM 2. Insert card 3. Enter...
Black Magic!
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each...
Fill Er Up!
A 17-year-old girl had just gotten her driver’s license and offered to take her...
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic…
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon’s office. “You know, Doc,” he...
What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?
Q: What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?A: Having to go to bed...
How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)
Stupid Elephant Jokes
How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?Footprints in the...