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Q: What’s the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?A: Ones a gross dirty...
Flea Cure
Doctor, Doctor. Have you got anything that will cure fleas?Maybe, what made them sick?
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard V
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All the same
An airplane takes off from the airport. The Captain is Jewish and the First...
Crying about his life
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More Attention
At the marriage counselor’s office, the woman complained, “What’s-his-name here says I don’t give...
A Girl Scout troop leader…
A Girl Scout troop leader suddenly came upon a clearing where a young couple...
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a building…
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a buildingand...
Sex While Pregnant
For those of you about to become first-time fathers, you should know something that...
No More Fooling!
A bridegroom, the first night he was in bed with his bride, said, “When...