Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt slogans
Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt slogans1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert...
The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...
Two nuns are walking down an alley…
Two nuns are walking down an alley when two guys jump out of the...
No Legs, Ditch
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a...
A woman strode angrily into the large…
A woman strode angrily into the large drug-store-cum-general-store, slapped a package on the counter,...
which end of a worm is which
|How can you tell which end of a worm is which?Tickle it in the...
fit over a bucket!
|What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!
Car break trouble
| Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way...
Don’t Do To Wife In Labor
Things Not To Do While You Are With Your Wife In Labor In The...
You know you’re a Teacher if…
You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed...