Marriage quotes 05
|The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free.The husband who wants a...
How are lawyers like sperm?
How are lawyers like sperm? One out of a million turns out to be...
HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
Heavy metal guitarist
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put...
An irresolvable problem
A woman went to a podiatrist complaining that her feet always hurt.He immediately noticed...
Royal Penis Comparison
The kings of Spain, France, and England all stand on stage together in front...
Why is the government like a prostitute?
Why is the government like a prostitute? Your always getting screwed and you have...
The SUPER Salesman…
A man walks into an insurance office and asks for a job. “Sorry, we...
Great Job
A guy came home to his wife and said to her: “Guess what? I’ve...
Kids tough question
|Kids can sometimes ask the toughest questions.Son: Father, Can I ask you a question?Father:...