Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
No Worms Please!
A friend went to the kitchen window to check on her two-year-old son, who...
What’s the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?
What’s the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?An Italian mother says,...
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home…
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home,”Please send me some food. All they...
A priest is walking down the street one day when…
A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very...
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant?
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant? Her legs.
Husband’s Midlife Crisis
Dave Barry on your husband’s midlife crisis:If your husband is exhibiting signs of a...
What is the definition of Agony?
What is the definition of Agony?A one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy...
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and…
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervouslyknocked on his blind...
An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady…
An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady and they are very much in...