Computer Diagnosis
One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend...
White Hart Lane is on fire
|The Fire brigade phones George Graham in the early hours of Sunday morning.”Mr Graham...
Southern Comments
Exclamations: “Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!” “Well, butter my butt and...
The idiot drunk!
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the...
True story from the WordPerfect helpline!
This is a true story from the WordPerfect helpline. Needless, to say the helpdesk...
Driving miss blondy
What do you call a blonde behind a stearingwheel? An airbag!
Who’s Fishing?
A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her...
What did the Jewish pedophile ask the little girl?
What did the Jewish pedophile ask the little girl? – “Hey, little girl, you...
Little johnny at school 2
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him...
Monahan stumbled into a saloon
|Monahan stumbled into a saloon, half crocked. “Say,” he said to the bartender, “how...