El delicatassen
Tower: “Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7″ Eastern 702: “Tower, Eastern...
Forgive me I have sinned…
A man goes to the confessional and begins “Forgive me Father, for I have...
Who Needs A Husband?
Who needs a man!…My dog growls at me every morning, my parrot swears all...
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?Outlaws are wanted.
Satanic Barney Proof
Satanic Barney Proof Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR Prove: Barney is satanic...
Pretty Big
A Texan goes to Toronto for a vacation.There he grabs a cab at the...
Picking on Chelsea Clinton :)
One day, Clinton called the White House interior decorator into the Oval Office.He was...
How do you know when you have a serious overbite?
How do you know when you have a serious overbite?When beaver starts tasting like...
IDIOTS & RETAIL
|I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed...
At the shoe store…
A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes....