I’d Love To But…
Next time you’re invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses...
The problems with golf
|The only problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front...
When I become old
|When I’m a little old lady, then I’ll live with my children and bring...
Heavy metal guitarist
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put...
Not a foot
An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist’s office instead and...
A ventriloquist was driving in the country…
A ventriloquist was driving in the country when he was attracted to alarge farm....
Addicted to Internet Porn
Signs Your Partner is – During foreplay, he’s always double-clicking your G-spot. – His...
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital…
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in...
There goes another one
|Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea...
Blonde in College
A blonde reports for his University’s final examination that consists of Y/N type questions....