What Do You Get When…
Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?A: A...
Ladies Track
What’s the difference between a womens track team and a tribe of pigmee’s?The pigmee’s...
The sneeze
A man and a woman are sitting beside each other in the first class...
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning…
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and wasaproached by his assistant.”Anything interesting...
A lost skill
This preacher was looking for a good used lawnmower one day. He found oneat...
It’s so easy to milk a cow…
It’s so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it.
A crowd had gathered around a whore and…
A crowd had gathered around a whore and they were about to stone her.Jesus...
Tired of male bashing?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...
yo mama is so fat… driveway
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
Microsoft versus GM
|Microsoft vs. GMAt a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer...