A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd…
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd.He answered, “I’d take...
Aliens At a Gas Pump
Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle out...
Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...
Dinosaurs are talking
|Dinosaur #1: “How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?”...
Using The Thermometer!
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
I.R.S. parking tickets
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see…
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that theobituary for her...
Two hookers were on a street corner…
Two hookers were on a street corner. They started discussing business,and one of the...
Apples for sale…
A guy’s driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying...
Sheakespeare
Blonde #1: Have you ever read Shakespeare?”Blonde #2: No, who wrote it?”