Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
Trouble sleeping
|The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. “What seems to be the problem?”...
The FBI finally came back with the DNA results…
The FBI finally came back with the DNA results.Clinton was a perfect match.So was...
Yo mama has
one leg and a bicycle. 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses. so much...
Why are you yelling that?
|A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room,...
The Layoff
The vice-president of a local company had quite a problem. He was toldby his...
What’s that sound?
|A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of...
Faux Fun–groaner deluxe
JUST FAUX FUN”Can you loan me faux dollars ?”"What faux ?”"To buy faux diamonds.”"What...
What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?
What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?All you...
Why do not women wear dresses in the winter?
Why don’t women wear dresses in the winter? – Chapped lips.