The morning after…
Don’t hate yourself in the morning – sleep till noon.
Half a year to live
|A woman hears from her doctor that she has only half a year to...
Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?
Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?The blonde –...
Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?Darling.
Ever hear of the redneck who thought…
Ever hear of the redneck who thought that “Manual Labor” was the new Mexican...
The bad-mouthed parrot!
An old man died and left his talking parrot to his nephew.Unfortunately, the old...
White House Ghosts
One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
The Incredible Golf Ball
Two Golfers were approaching the first tee.The first guy goes into his golf bag...
It just kills my appetite
A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon...