Frying Pan
Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?A: You have to get them...
SCHEDULE OF A MAN
A MAN’S SCHEDULE 1. Get up. 2. Pass gas. 3. Drink cup of black...
The first Jewish woman President is elected…
The first Jewish woman President is elected.She calls her Mother: “Mama, I’ve won the...
Got Milk?
When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake. He...
Elephant jokes 14
|Why shouldn’t you take an elephant to the zoo?Because he’d rather go to the...
Mr.Richman has 3daughters…
Mr.Richman has 3daughters. Their names are nobody, somebody and crazy.One day nobody and somebody...
Musicians on a sinking ship
|A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together.”Help!” cried the...
Greedy Kiwi
This aussie caught this Kiwi having a bit of fun with a sheep…..”Mate”, the...
Sure signs that you’re broke!
1. American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!”2. Your idea of a...
If You Are Unhappy
Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly...