The strength of youth
A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few...
La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
Polak, Italian and Mafia
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
Dirty Dishes!
A priest was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners.When he sat down...
Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have...
Lisping Midget
A midget with a heavy lisp goes to a horse farm to purchase a...
Blonde crossing the road
Why did the blonde cross the road? I don’t know. Neither did he.
Yo mama is so dark
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! Yo...
What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstick and…
Q: What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstickand a magician’s wand?A: A Magician’s wand...
NY Times Ad
Ad seen in the New York Times… FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set of...