A fortunate coincidence
John: “I’m glad you named me John.”Mother: “Why?”John: “Because that’s what all the kids...
Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
A Blonde’s Dream
One day a blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went...
Super Orgasm When:
How can a woman tell if she is having a super orgasm?Her husband wakes...
Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...
War ad
Will sell for parts one F-117 Plane in wrecked condition. Self pick-up from Yugoslavia...
Love Jesus
Love Jesus by Dennis DiPasquale The other day I went to the local religious...
Installing a Carpet
|A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
Difference Between Nun and Bathtub
What’s the difference between a woman in the bath tub and a nun?The nun...
What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?
What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?He gets taller!!Sent by Bill