Elderly Blonde
Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill blonde...
Why is red the colour of the University of Georgia?
Why is “red” the colour of the University of Georgia?Because they can’t spell “crimson”...
Pick up and put down!
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
I Said the F Word
A guy goes to his local church during the week to see the priest...
The Australian way
After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraidof spending the rest...
A woman walks into a hardware store…
A woman walks into a hardware store and says “I want to buy a...
Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.
“Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.”THIS MEANS:1....
NCAA ballers to change a lightbulb?
How many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb?Only one....
Bad Catholic Joke
Three men meet up on the deck of the rapidly sinking Titanic, a Lawyer,...
New Year’s Resolutions
New Year’s Resolutions for Internet Junkies…I will try to figure out why I *really*...