Cat’s Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray...
Honeymooned!
A young couple from the country honeymooned at a really fancy ocean-side resort. because...
How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?
How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?She hikes up her...
Iowa Taxidermist in Alabama
This guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a white wine. Everybody...
Quick Conquer Of Poland
Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?A: They marched in backwards and...
What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?
What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?A slap happy...
Blonde Buckaroo
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons...
Bathroom troubles
|Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first...
Jumpin’ Off A Bridge
A blonde and a brunette jumped off a bridge, who landed in the water...
Question and answer animal jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the armadillo that it...