Wife isn’t in the car
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
Mixed Emotions
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off...
New Dinosaur Theory?
OK, let’s consider the physical evidence.The moon is moving away at a tiny, although...
What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress…
Q: What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress after reading...
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie…
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died. “You...
Movie Ratings Explained
G: Nobody gets the girl.PG: The good guy gets the girl.R: The bad guy...
This guy walks in to a bathroom…
This guy walks in to a bathroom. There is a hole in the wall,...
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp?
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Everyone would be afraid...
The results of a government study
|For the past three years, the government has worked hard and spent many tax...
The carburettor
“The car won’t start,” aid a wife to her husband. “I think there’s water...