Bathroom Joke
Q. If you’re American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?A. European.
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned…
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turnedto an attendant standing nearby.”This,” she said,...
Purchasing furniture
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Computer Illiteracy
1. Compaq is considering changing the command “Press Any Key” to “Press Return Key”...
Said in court
These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What...
An Old Man’s Dying Request
An elderly man, 82, just returned from the doctor’s only to find he didn’t...
Ought to be hung
When the airline Captain announced they were flying over Salt Lake City, Utah, a...
Some Horny Guy
Once Upon A Time, there was a married woman, and she was not happy...
What do you call a brunette between two blondes?
What do you call a brunette between two blondes?Translator.
Be politically correct
|How to be politically correct with womenShe is not a BLEACHED BLONDE – She...