Four Kids
There were once four kids, Poop, Shut Up, Manners, and Trouble.Poop was riding his...
snap, crackle and pop
|What goes “snap, crackle and pop”?A firefly with a short circuit!
Indian Pun! heehee
Q: Did you hear about the Indian who drank 200 cups of tea?A: He...
Next US President
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...
When does a person decide to become an accountant?
Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant?A: When he realises he...
Some people are sitting in a bar…
Some people are sitting in a bar when one guy says, “My name is...
Stupid Insults 1/31
$HOME = /dev/null. 3K RAM free, no EMS. A .22 caliber intellect in a...
Today is my daughter’s 18th birthday…
I’m so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month,...
I want to become a politician
I want to become a politician when I grow up so I’ve made a...
When I die…
When I die I want to go peacefully — like my grandfather did —...