Screen Door
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The...
What’s the diff…
Q: What’s the difference between a whore and a bitch?A: A whore sleeps with...
Because I’m a Guy!
Because I’m a Guy……I must hold the television remote control in my hand while...
These two sperm were swimming around…
These two sperm were swimmin’ around, doin’ their thing and one sperm asks the...
What do you do if your bank account stops working?
What do you do if your bank account stops working?Throw the guy out of...
Flying to Frankfurt
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Vow of Silence
At a remote monastery deep in the woods, the monks followed a rigid vow...
Ice-fishing Blonde.
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She’d seen many books on the subject,...
Your hair smells nice
A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that...
Adages and Questions
What do you call an unemployed jester? … Nobody’s fool.Half of being smart is...