Why are spiders like tops?
|Why are spiders like tops?They are always spinning!
Telephone accident
|The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car...
Polak’s Wife
A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polak and says, “I was looking in...
Jews & Christmas
December 25 is National Jews Go to the Movies Day!-Jon Stewart
How They
Accountants do it with Double Entry Acupuncturists do it with a small prick Ambulance...
From Boyfriend to Husband upgrade
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed...
The 9 Types of Girlfriends
Ms. Nice Guy – “Tickets to the boxing match? Oh Darling, you shouldn’t have”Also...
Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
A croakus!
|What’s a frogs favorite flower?A croakus!
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven…
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, “Well,...