One day Confucious say…
Confucious say……woman sitting in jelly have her ass in jam….man with penis in peanut...
How can you tell soap operas are fictional?
How can you tell soap operas are fictional? – In real life, men aren’t...
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and…
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervouslyknocked on his blind...
Did you make a donation?
|At the United Way in a fairly small town a volunteer worker noticed that...
Clinton Bumper Stickers
Here are some “actual” bumper stickers reportedly seen on cars around the DC area:HONK!...
Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.
All of a sudden, the wife smacks her husband…
All of a sudden, the wife smacks her husband. The husband was totally dumfounded...
What should they get?
|Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the following problem to one of her...
Obituaries
Where do you look for blondes’ obituaries? Under “Home Improvements.”
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...