Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...
Having a baby
There were three ladies at the obstetrician’s office, waiting to see what their results...
Horse or chicken?
|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm...
How did you know?
A guy goes into a supermarket and buys: * one tin of beans *...
Giving up drugs!
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...
Why Two Nostrils?
A mother was having dinner with her two young children when her three year...
Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake…
Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake.The twoin...
The 3 Guys in a Plane
There were 3 guys in a plane. The plane was about to crash.They each...
Saving Up
This old geezer of 78 marries a girl of18. The morning after the wedding...
Getting Excited at the Zoo
It’s a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his wife are spending...