10 things to never say to a naked man…
Uh…top 10 things not to say to a naked man:10: Awww…that’s cute9. Well, at...
Onion Balls
While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man’s...
A New York boy was being led through the swamps…
A New York boy was being led through the swamps ofLouisiana by his cousin....
Odd Wedding Gifts
100 facecloths 25 darning needles any kind of keychain with something _way_ too big...
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night…
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night he doesn’t know whatto do....
The stir of the town!
It was the stir of the town when an 80 year old man married...
what is the difference between a man..
What is the difference between a man and a carp??One is a scum sucking...
Memory Pills
Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient:...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
No Jello
Q: Why don’t blondes eat Jello?A: They can’t figure out how to get two...