Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters…
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang. He listened...
Dating
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?A: By the buckle print...
PMS in the bible!
The minister was presenting his Sunday morning service to the congregation. He stated that...
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?A Frosted Flake.
Digital clock
Q: What did the digital clock say to his mother? A: Look ma no...
Insult Collection #5
Yours was an unnatural birth you came from a human being. You have nothing...
Why are spiders like tops?
|Why are spiders like tops?They are always spinning!
What is a yankee?
What is a yankee? A quickie, but you do it yourself.
What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.