Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
Vow of Silence!
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence. He’s allowed to...
The Freudian Slip
The Freudian Slip Ted and John are setting in the bar and John asked...
Blonde paints the porch
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a...
How many calories do we burn during sex
The diet literature explains calories burned while jogging, playing tennis or golfing, but similar...
What is intelligence?
|Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to...
Taxes
The IRS says they can’t give back 80 million dollars in refunds because they...
Constantly complaining about the temperature
|A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the...
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don’t...
Grandpa’s Safe Sex
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. While fishing, the old...