Get Sober!
As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...
Onion Balls
While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man’s...
On Enmity Between Races
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
Orchestra jokes
|Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra...
Growing Manhood
When Ralph first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect longer,...
You might be a redneck if…car color
The primary color of your car is “Bond-Q.”
A Mexican joke
Why did God give Mexicans a nose?So they’d have something to pick in the...
There was three guys, one with a rubber…
There was three guys, one with a rubber dick, one with a wooden dick,and...
Doctor’s Notes 1
A man comes into the ER and yells; “My wife’s going to have her...
Butter and Blonde
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to...