Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...
Charlie left town.
In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient...
Should I have a baby after 35?
Should I have a baby after 35?No, 35 children is enough.
A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs…
A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs. She looks...
I can’t feel my legs!
A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries...
An effective contraceptive
After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough (they could...
Yo\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’ mama\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s so fat…
Yo’ mama’s so fat when she get’s out of bed in New York she...
Reptiles!
|What kind of tiles can’t you stick on walls?Reptiles!
Jumping blonde
A blonde, brunette and a redhead run to the top of a burning building....
The dinner guests!
A Jewish family invited their Redneck neighbors over for holiday dinner. The first course...