Cards You Will Never See In Hallmark
“Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.” “How could...
An academic problem
An academic problemIn a high school gym class, all the girls are lined up...
A parent’s night before Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools...
Crossing
Question: Why did the hamster cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck in the...
Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
Who’s This Guy
After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out...
Bonds And Men
What’s the difference between government bonds and men?Bonds mature.
Bigfoot
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?He couldn’t face defeet!!
Bad News 6
This old man visits his doctor and after a thorough examination, the doctor tells...
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop…
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson...