What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes ? Nothing, you told...
Pulled over.
A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer...
The sneeze
A man and a woman are sitting beside each other in the first class...
82 year old man
An 82 year old man marries an 18 year old woman, she becomes pregnant....
Can you pay the bill?
A man was brought to the hospital, and taken quickly in for emergency surgery....
Crackers
Q:What do you get when a duck and a cow cross the road? A:Milk...
Majorly Busted
Every Saturday morning he has an early tee time. He gets up early and...
A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night…
A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night, the farmer feeling...
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow…
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into...
Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...