The loss of engines
|Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the...
Upset With Driver’s License
Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver’s License?A: Because she...
Vampire Bat
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
Kind of awkward
A guy goes to a girl’s house for the first time and she shows...
New Year’s Resolutions
New Year’s Resolutions for Internet Junkies…I will try to figure out why I *really*...
Assign the punishment
Three guys found themselves in Hell: we will call them Carl, Bob, and Brett,...
The Motor Home
My brother-in-law goes into a restaurant, buys a coffee and sits down to drink...
Mad Cow Disease
There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
Coin Swallowing
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse:...
Death
Death: What some patients do in the end, to humiliate the doctor.