I’ve got good and bad
|I’ve got good and badThis old man visits his doctor and after a thorough...
Disney Password
My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords...
Giving sad news to a troop
|The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
The room was full of pregnant ladies…
The room was full of pregnant ladies and their partners, and the Lamaze class...
Confusion
What’s the difference between a duck?One of it’s legs is both the same.(just say...
Why cannot Frankenstein have children?
Why can’t Frankenstein have children? Because his nuts are on his neck.
Why do women fake orgasms?
Why do women fake orgasms?Because men fake foreplay.
Canadian driving!
How to identify a Canadian driver:1. – One hand on wheel, one hand on...
No Card
Two proctologists are discussing their most baffling cases.One proctologist tells the other one about...