I flattened your cat
|Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...
After putting her children to bed, a mother…
After putting her children to bed, a mother changed into old slacks and a...
OLD NEVER DIES 15
|OLD TEACHERS never die, they just lose their classOLD TELEPHONES never die, they just...
Clinton’s Address to the Nation
(Be read when using the Willy voice in your head)SUBJ: Clinton’s Address to the...
An older woman was in the pastoral study…
An older woman was in the pastoral study counceling for her upcoming fourth wedding....
Men’s Pissing Rules
a. Head for the largest open expanse of urinal available. If you stand too...
The bored Swede
A swedish man was bored. He was bored with his work, bored with his...
Pray hard
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, “Father,I have...
Chinese dog treat
There were three men: an Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Chinese guy. They were...
Six times Six
A woman goes into a bar real depressed and uses her last 10 dollars...