Things Change With Marriage
“Before I married my wife,” a husband once said, “it was nothing but wine,...
Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
If the NSA made toasters…
If the NSA made toasters…Your toaster would have a secret trap door that only...
Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!
yo momma’s SO fat….
yo momma’s so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out...
Is this her first?..
A guy calls the hospital. He says, “You gotta send help! My wife’s goinginto...
Lucky dog
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
2 cute ones…
One Sunday morning a little girl in her Sunday best was running so she...
Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...
The meaning of life
A man asked his doctor if he thought he’d live to be a hundred.The...