Your father is drunk
|To The Tune Of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Oh you better not...
A dog for a wife
It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his firstassignment, and it...
Yo mama is so ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no...
The Special Pig
One day a man drove by a farm and saw a three-legged pig. The...
Spicy 50th Honeymoon
For their golden anniversary, a couple decides to repeat their honeymoon trip. They drive...
Super Market Checkout
A woman went to a discount store to purchase several items. When she finally...
I dont want a ride!
A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and...
Good Cook
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A: She gets...
Mirror, mirror
Mirror, mirror A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs...
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat…
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th...