Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
Factory Workers
In a small town in the US, there is a rather sizable factory that...
They have webbed feet!
|Why are spiders good swimmers?They have webbed feet!
Dying Wives!
“I was married 3 times” explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner,...
Sex For the Deaf
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that...
Siamese Twins in England
Why did the Siamese twins move to England?So the other one could drive.
Redneck’s Ode To A Valentine
Redneck’s Ode to a ValentineKudzu is green. My Dog’s name is Blue. And I’m...
Idiots on the computer
|Any time you feel dumb, don’t worry. Check out the following excerpts from a...
You can now eat your own plate
|Taipei, Taiwan (AP) – Diners tempted to lick a plate after a delicious meal...
Thoughts and quotes
|The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson.——————————————————————————–Working...