BAAAAH!
Once there was this brunette who was driving her corvette with the wind in...
Lawyer Means…
What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.
Stupid Insults 7/31
Calls people to ask them their phone number. Can be outwitted by a jar...
Fun Toungue Twister!
Here’s a fun tongue twister.Read the following list and then follow the instructions at...
Breast Awareness
Finally, something other than smiley faces….Perfect breasts(o)(o)Fake silicone breasts( + )( + )Perky breasts(*)(*)Big...
12 Year Old Scotch
A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman for twelve-year-old scotch. The...
Child of the 80′s (super long)
You might be a child of the 80′s if…… you have deep, personal relationships...
What did one gay sperm say to the other?
What did one gay sperm say to the other? – I can’t find my...
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant…
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight’s special is...
Beetle Experiment
One day, a blonde was left alone in a lab with a beetle. She...