Friends and Enemies
Ariel was in trouble again. Her sisters were complaining to King Neptune that she...
What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?
What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?They both cause you to stand around...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three…one to mix the batter...
Mamma’s got back
Your mamma is so fat, when daddy told her to haul ass she had...
Growing ripe tomatoes!
Once there was a beautiful woman who loved to work in her vegetable garden,...
Runaway Wife
A male chauvinist tells his buddy over drinks, “I called the local insane asylum...
Kids Thoughts!
I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which...
Engaged To Kate and Edith
An airplane pilot got engaged to two very pretty women at the same time....
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot…
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot on his shoulder…thebartender looks...
Man On Sofa And Football Watcher
What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night Football?The...