Elephant jokes 04
|What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants?The tusk fairy!What...
Japanese Prostitute
A man was on his first business trip to Japan, and he decided to...
Even in Disguise
A blonde walks into an electronics store and points to something behind the clerk.”How...
Mental power outages …
My friend is so stupid: He sent me a fax with a stamp on...
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks…
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks. As thebartender watches he...
A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian…
A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian are in a bar discussing the mental...
19 putdowns and rejections!
1 Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D....
A Penny For Your Thoughts
What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for his thoughts?...
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire…
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie,each with the...
Travel to Heaven
|This 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in...