Bathroom control
One day Pablo and Paco are riding through the desert on their horses. As...
What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll…
Q: What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll receives before he...
Grandma’s strudel
An old man is lying on his deathbed with all his children, grandchildren and...
What is brown and has holes in it?
What’s brown and has holes in it? – Swiss Shit.
Milk Truck
Q: What gives milk and has one horn?A: A milk truck!
A naive young girl goes into the doctors office.
A naive young girl goes into the doctor’s office. She says, “Doc, I’m getting...
The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him…
The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him for an...
Kind of awkward
A guy goes to a girl’s house for the first time and she shows...
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Hamlet’s Cat’s SoliloquyTo go outside, and there perchance to stay Or to remain within:...
The 2 moose hunters…
These two hunters went moose hunting every year without success.Finally they came up with...