yo mama so fat.. drivers license
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Life Quotes
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Dirty Words
One day,little Timmy was at school and heard the word “shit”. He went home...
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?Marry her !Sent by Bob
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The common symptoms of swine flu
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The bad-mouthed parrot!
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The talking peanut.
This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking,...