Optimist vs. Pessimist
|A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks....
What’s on your back?
A German, an American, and a Mexican are traveling in the Amazon, and they...
A woman participating in a survey was asked…
A woman participating in a survey was askedhow she felt about condoms. She said,...
The stir of the town!
It was the stir of the town when an 80 year old man married...
Two guys are out hunting deer…
Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”...
Make a Wish
10 year old Johnny’s mother, who was a hard working single mom, had been...
Accidents
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur...
Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men (and what they actually mean…10. I think...
Holy Water: The cure-all
One Sunday morning a minister and a choirboy were getting the church ready for...