What is green and smells like pig?
What’s green and smells like pig? – Kermit’s fingers.
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t…
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t.Stick his bill up his...
Where is the French border?
“Why do you look so glum today?”, the teacher asked young Johnny. “I didn’t...
Fly, baby, fly!
A police officer arrives at an accident scene whereapparently three blondes have leaped to...
Why are there so many Jones’s in the phone book?
Why are there so many Jones’s in the phone book? Because they all have...
Try to settle the dispute
|There was once a Scotsman and an Englishman who lived next door to each...
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old.
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old. He walks into the...
Jewish fly
A man goes into a bar and sits down to have a drink….he notices...
Polak Locked His Keys In Car
Q: Did you hear about the Polish man that locked his keys in his...
How slime flies!
|What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies!