What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.
Spelling checker
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What is defference between man and Superman?
What is defference between man and Superman?Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman...
Three Republicans walk into a bar…
Three Republicans walk into a bar.The bartender says, “We don’t serve Republicans here.”The Republicans...
If Dell ran Christmas…
|Wait a minute? Isn’t IBM running this Christmas..?
A fellow in a bar notices a woman…
A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, who comes in on...
Wide Load
You know you’re a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
Now thats lazy!
My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin...
An inscription problem
|According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by...
I have got trouble with the wife again…
I’ve got trouble with the wife again – she came into the bar looking...